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Attack Of The 50ft Oak Ridge Boy (January, 2006)
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Kimzilla (Pulagasari Review) (May, 2005)
The Stoneman Cometh (April, 2005)
Devil Snake Anti-Venom (Devil Species) (March, 2005)
Elektracution (January, 2005)
MSD3K - Dracula 3000 (December, 2004)
Robosaurus Cop (review of Steel Justice) (November, 2004)
Orange Alert - Terror Squad (July, 2004)
Foy, The Van Helsing Slayer (May, 2004)
10.5: The Quakening (May, 2004)
Dude, I Am My Car! (March, 2004)
House Of The Dead (February, 2004)
Foyz Toyz - Enemy Commandos (January, 2004)
Lumps Of Coal - Worst Holiday Movies (December, 2003)
El Chupacabra Sucks Goats
(November, 2003)
The Worst Movie Studio On Television (September, 2003)
The Agony of Gigli (August, 2003)
League Of Extraordinary Matte Paintings (August, 2003)
Sword & Schlockery - (review of Barbarian) (July, 2003)
Macrocryptozoology (Thunder of Gigantic Serpent) (July, 2003)


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Diss Of The Dragon (January, 2003)
The 20 Goofiest Movie Monsters Of All Time (December 2002)
"Lost Episode" - Jason, The Rock, & Yoda (November, 2002)
Stinkhole - Review of On Hostile Ground (October, 2002)
Goin' Batty - A History Of Batsplotation Films (September, 2002)
Schlock Ness - Beneath Loch Ness Review (July, 2002)
Tiger Bomb! - (review of Lone Tiger) (April, 2002)
Hulk Hogan - Wilford Brimley On Steroids (March, 2002)
2001 Wrap Up (January, 2002)
Copycat Crimes - (The One & AIP remakes) (December, 2001)
The God, The Bad, and the Ugly (Megiddo) (October, 2001)
A Craptacular Summer (August, 2001)
Mummies, Knights and NOWFF 2001 (June, 2001)
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The FoyWonder Debut - D&D: The Movie (February, 2001)


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13TH ALLEY, THE

666: THE DEMON CHILD

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ABOMINABLE

ABOMINABLE, THE (CineExcel)

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AGAINST THE DARK

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ALIVE OR DEAD

ALONE IN THE DARK

ANACONDA III

ANACONDA: TRAIL OF BLOOD

ANCIENT EVIL 2: GUARDIAN OF THE UNDERWORLD

AQUANOIDS

ARE YOU SCARED

ARE YOU SCARED 2

ARACHNIA

ATTACK GIRLS' SWIM TEAM VERSUS THE UNDEAD

ARMY OF THE DEAD

ATTACK OF THE VIRGIN MUMMIES

AVIA: VAMPIRE HUNTER

AXE

BA'AL THE STORM GOD

BACKWOODS (2008)

BAND FROM HELL, THE

BASELINE KILLER

BASILISK: THE SERPENT KING

BEAST OF BRAY ROAD, THE

BIG BAD WOLF (2007)

BIGFOOT (2005)

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BLADE OF THE VAMPIRE

BLOOD, BOOBS, & BEAST

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BLOOD MONKEY

BLOOD PREDATOR

BLOOD RELIC

BLOOD WARS

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BLOODMASK: THE POSSESSION OF NICOLE LAMEROUX

BLOODRAYNE

BLOODRAYNE 2: DELIVERANCE

BLOODSUCKERS (VAMPIRE WARS)

BLOWN

BLUE DEMON

BOA VS. PYTHON

BOGGY CREEK 2... AND THE LEGEND CONTINUES

BONE EATER

BRAINIAC, THE

BRAINIAC (2004)

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA'S CURSE

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA'S GUEST

BRAM STOKER'S WAY OF THE VAMPIRE

BREATHING ROOM

BUNDY: A LEGACY OF EVIL

BUTCHER, THE

CANDY STRIPERS

CARNIVOROUS (2009)

CARNIVOROUS (LOCKJAW: RISE OF THE KULEV SERPENT)

CAVED IN: PREHISTORIC TERROR

CAVERN, THE

CENTIPEDE!

CERBERUS

CHILDREN, THE

CHOKE, THE

CLAWED: THE LEGEND OF SASQUATCH

CLEAVAGEFIELD

COLD & DARK

COOK, THE (2008)

COPPERHEAD (2008)

COVENANT: BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL, THE

CREATURE UNKNOWN

CRUEL WORLD

CURSE OF HALLOWEEN

CURSE OF THE BLACK DAHLIA

CURSE OF THE KOMODO

CURSE OF THE SWAMP CREATURE

CYCLOPS (2009)

DAMNED, THE

DANGEROUS WORRY DOLLS

DARK FIELDS

DARK HARVEST 3: SCARECROW

DARK HONEYMOON

DARK QUEEN

DARK RISING

DARKLIGHT

DEAD AND DEADER

DEAD MAN'S HAND: CASINO OF THE DAMNED

DEAD MEN WALKING

DEAD NOON

DEADLY MEMORIES

DEADLY SPECIES

DEATH FACTORY: BLOODLETTING

DEATH RACERS

DEATH SENTENCE

DECADENT EVIL

DECADENT EVIL II

DEEP SHOCK

DESPISER

DEVIL'S TOMB, THE

DIARY OF A CANNIBAL

DINOCROC

DOLL GRAVEYARD

DOOMED

DR. RAGE (THE STRAUN HOUSE)

DREAM SLASHERS

DRILLER

DRIVE THRU

DYING GOD

EDEN FORMULA, THE

EMMANUELLE VS. DRACULA

ENDANGERED SPECIES

ENTER...ZOMBIE KING

EVIL

EVIL BONG

EVIL GRAVE: CURSE OF THE MAYA

EVIL WOODS, THE

EXTERMINATOR CITY

EYE OF THE BEAST

EYES OF THE WEREWOLF

FALLEN ONES, THE

FINAL EXAMINATION

FIRE SERPENT

FLU BIRDS (FLU BIRD HORROR)

FOG, THE (2005)

FRANKENFISH

FRANKENHOOD

FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE CREATURE FROM BLOOD COVE

FRIGHT CLUB

FROST: PORTRAIT OF A VAMPIRE

GARGOYLE: WINGS OF DARKNESS

GHOST IN THE MACHINE

GHOST RIDER

GHOST RIG

GHOST VOYAGE

GHOULS

GI(ANTS)

GINGERDEAD MAN, THE

GINGERDEAD MAN 2: THE PASSION OF THE CRUST

GRAVEYARD, THE

GRIM REAPER

GRIZZLY PARK

GRIZZLY RAGE

GUARDIAN OF THE REALM

GUARDIANS

HALLOWEEN NIGHT

HAMMERHEAD: SHARK FRENZY

HAPPENING, THE

HARVEST OF FEAR

HATCHETMAN

HAW RIDGE DEVIL, THE

HEADLESS HORSEMAN

HEATSTROKE (2008)

HELLBOUND

HILLSIDE CANNIBALS

HIVE, THE (2008)

HORROR WITHIN, THE

HYBRID (2008)

HYDRA

I AM OMEGA

ICE CRAWLERS

ICE QUEEN

ICE SPIDERS

INCUBUS (2007)

INITIATION OF SARAH, THE (2006)

INTERCESSOR: ANOTHER ROCK 'N' ROLL NIGHTMARE

INVASION OF THE POD PEOPLE

JACK O'LANTERN

JACQUELINE HYDE

JESUS H. VAMPIRE (SHORT FILM)

JOLLY ROGER: MASSACRE AT CUTTER'S COVE

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (DVD-2008)

JOY RIDE 2: DEAD AHEAD

KEMPER

KIBAKICHI

KILLER BASH

KILLER BEES (2005)

KILLER NURSE

KING OF THE LOST WORLD

KISS OF THE VAMPIRE

KVC: KOMODO VS. COBRA

LADY DEATH: THE MOTION PICTURE

LAKE PLACID 2

LARVA

LEECHES!

LEGEND OF BLOODY JACK, THE

LEGEND OF THE BOG

LEGEND OF THE SANDSQUATCH

LEGION OF THE DEAD

LIVING HELL

LOCH NESS TERROR (BEYOND LOCH NESS)

LOCUSTS: THE 8TH PLAGUE

MAMMOTH

MAN-THING

MANEATER (2007)

MANSQUITO

MANTICORE

MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS

MEGASNAKE

MEXICAN WEREWOLF IN TEXAS

MIDNIGHT MOVIE

MINER'S MASSACRE

MINOTAUR

MONSTER (2008)

MONSTER ARK

MONSTER MOVIE

MONSTER OF PHANTOM LAKE

MONSTURD

MOTOCROSS ZOMBIES FROM HELL

MOTOR HOME MASSACRE

MOVIN' TOO FAST

MR. HELL

MR. JINGLES

MUFFIN MAN, THE

MUMMY MANIAC

MUTANT CHRONICLES

NEZULLA THE RAT MONSTER

NIGHT FEEDERS

NIGHT TRAIN (2009)

NIGHTMARE MAN

NOT DEAD ENOUGH

OGRE

ONE MISSED CALL (2008)

PARASITE

PETER ROTTENTAIL

PETRIFIED

PIRATES OF GHOST ISLAND

PLANET RAPTOR

PLASTERHEAD

POCAHAUNTUS

POOL, THE

PREDATOR ISLAND

PREY

PREY FOR THE BEAST

PRIMEVAL (2007)

PRIMAL

PTERODACTYL

PUMPKIN KARVER

PUMPKINHEAD: BLOOD FEUD

PUPPET MASTER VS. DEMONIC TOYS

PUPPET SHOW

PURGATORY (2008)

QUEEN COBRA

RAGING SHARKS

RAPTOR ISLAND

RAZORTEETH

RAZORTOOTH

RECTUMA

REIGN IN DARKNESS

RING OF DARKNESS

RISE OF THE DEAD

RODENTZ

S.I.C.K.

SAN FRANPSYCHO

SANDS OF OBLIVION

SANTA'S SLAY

SANTO & BLUE DEMON VS. DRACULA & THE WOLFMAN

SARAH LANDON AND THE PARANORMAL HOUR

SASQUATCH HUNTERS

SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN

SATANIC

SAVAGE PLANET

SCARECROW GONE WILD

SCARRED

SCORPIUS GIGANTUS

SCOURGE (2009)

SCRATCH

SCREAMERS: THE HUNTING

SEA BEAST

SERUM

SHADOW WALKERS, THE

SHAKMA

SHAPESHIFTER

SHARKS IN VENICE

SHARK KILL

SHIRA THE VAMPIRE SAMURAI

SHREDDER

SHUNNED, THE

SILENT VENOM

SILENT SCREAM

SILENT WARNINGS

SISTERHOOD, THE

SKELETON MAN

SKINWALKERS

SLAUGHTERHOUSE PHI: DEATH SISTERS

SLAYER

SLEEPOVER NIGHTMARE

SNAKE ISLAND

SNAKE KING (SNAKEMAN)

SNAKES ON A TRAIN

SNAKEHEAD TERROR

SOMETHING BENEATH

SON OF SAM

SORORITY SISTER SLAUGHTER

SOUL'S MIDNIGHT

SOUND OF THUNDER, A

SPIKER (2009)

SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK

SS DOOMTROOPER

STINGER

STOMP! SHOUT! SCREAM!

STUDIO 666

STUDY HELL

SUCCUBUS: HELL BENT

SUMMER OF THE MASSACRE, THE

SWAMP DEVIL

SWAMP THING: THE SERIES SEASON 1&2 DVD BOXSET

SWARMED

TAIL STING

TERROR BENEATH THE SEA

THEY FEED

THING BELOW, THE

TIKI

TOWER OF BLOOD

TRACKMAN

TREES/THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

TRIBE, THE (2009)

TRILOQUIST

ULTRAVIOLET

VACANCY 2: THE FIRST CUT

VAMPIRE ASSASSIN

VAMPIRE BATS

VEGAS VAMPIRES

VH1'S CELEBRITY PARANORMAL PROJECT

VICIOUS

VIPERS

VOODOO CURSE: THE GIDDEH

WAGES OF SIN (2007)

WAR OF THE WORLDS 2: THE NEXT WAVE

WARBIRDS

WARRIORS OF TERRA

WEREWOLF: THE DEVIL'S HOUND

WHEN A KILLER CALLS

WILD MAN OF THE NAVIDAD, THE

WOLVESBAYNE

WOODLAND HAUNTING 2, THE

WRAITHS OF ROANOKE

WRESTLEMANIAC

WYVERN

YETI (2009)

YOU BELONG TO ME

ZOMBEAK

ZOMBIE WARS

ZOMBIEZ

 

 

FROM HERE TO OBSCURITY (Dread Central)

ANNIHILATOR

ATTACK OF THE BEAST CREATURES

BERMUDA DEPTHS, THE

CRAWLERS, THE

ELVES

GIANT CLAW, THE

KILLDOZER

MAN WITHOUT A BODY, THE

NIGHT DRACULA SAVED THE WORLD, THE

REVENGE OF DR. X

REVENGE OF THE RED BARON

STING OF DEATH

VINDICATOR, THE

WEREWOLF OF WOODSTOCK

 

 

THE BAD MOVIE REPORT

OCTOPUS 2: RIVER OF FEAR

 

MISC.

B-WARE 2005

B-WARE 2007

 

INTERVIEW: MARK VINIELLO (CHUPACABRA: DARK SEAS)

INTERVIEW: BOB GRAY (BIGFOOT)

      

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